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Unleash your spiritual humor with our "Not Enough Sage for This Sh*t" Canvas Tote Bag. Perfect for those days when the universe seems to be testing your patience, this tote bag combines practicality with a cheeky nod to spiritual cleansing practices. It's the ideal accessory for anyone who's ever felt like they're carrying around a little more than they can cleanse away.

This 100% cotton bag comes in one size (large) – 15" x 16"– perfect for everyday wear. The bag features 20" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.


.: 100% cotton canvas
.: Available in natural and black colors
.: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
.: Sewn-in label

.: Hand wash only

.: Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron

.: Spot clean; Do not bleach; Line dry.



.:1-3 business days production

.:1-5 business days shipping US


Not Enough Sage For This Sh*t Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

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